Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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