new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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