Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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