trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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