Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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