The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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