you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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