you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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