oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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