I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
