we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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