my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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