your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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