your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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