Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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