You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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