my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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