I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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