Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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