some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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