so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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