why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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