I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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