On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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