But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
