You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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