her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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