its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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