i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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