The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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