Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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