That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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