There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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