i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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