I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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