There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
