clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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