Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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