Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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