We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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