so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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