So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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