1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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