My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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