thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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