I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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