I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
they need to just BURY HIM!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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