It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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