Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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