Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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