There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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