i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"