The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.