Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i came on her dog
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls