Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook